I've thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.
"Hey, ladies, ever see a guy with two sets of testicles?"
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
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Wanna see my sixpack?
He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.
Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming
Did I mention his four nuts? Well, he also has four dicks.
That motherfucker had like...30 god damn dicks.
Imagine the clean up. Christ.
[Let me lay it on the line
He had 2 on the vine
I mean, 2 sets of testicles
so divine
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I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.
That's the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on
If it's the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?
Yeah I've heard of "growing a pair" but not growing just one.
People just half ass things nowadays
All three of them…
I've got questions I'm too afraid of knowing the answer
You don't?
Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?
'Ol 3-balls.
I knew a guy that everyone called "Treball". I regret asking him why.
Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have...
Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two.... two...uh, you... you...
This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!
The middle one is his cock
Sadge.
There's nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Hallowed be my balls.
Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden's 'Hallowed be thy name'
Why are folks here talking about three balls? I mean sure, it looks ridiculously small, but calling it a third testical is just hurtful and emasculating.
It's not a toomah
The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.
Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly
fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.
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