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I think id get a good sturdy Rick Diaz that after one sortie permanently looks like Ricky's car in Trailer Park Boys.

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, i'm probably gonna be the poor fucker who has to repair them. Panel matching on a mecha has to be a huge pain in the ass.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I think in 08th MS Team they just mounted random Zaku chunks onto the broken bits of the gundam

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour equipped with a Pulse Ordinance Multi-Driver and twin Tri-Axis Ion cannons.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

birthday. oiled up like the ancient greeks.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Wing Zero. So that way whenever I show up people can be like, "It's Wing Zero!🙋" And then when I'm not around they can be like, "Where's Wing Zero?🤷"

Also, I will blast Rhythm Emotion 24/7. 🎶

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

I think I'd go with a Jade Phoenix config B

Normally I'd go for an atlas for the heavyweight slugging fest but nothing beats dropping dipshits before they even know what ventilated them.

Also I'd choose to be partners with an uncorrupted Castigator-class Titan from warhammer but honestly warhammer mechas are cheating because of how fucking absurd they are

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 hours ago

a Marauder MAD-3R

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This is a very tough question. I'm between these three, obviously it has to be Red. Probably go with Astraea Type-F2 in the end

MSN-06S Sinanju

GNY-001F2 Gundam Astraea Type-F2

MBF-P02Kai Gundam Astray Red Frame

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Turn A Gundam for vital cow transport.

(Honorable mentions(and some non-MSG) , Heavy Arms, Psycho Zaku, or Dark Horn for over the top artillery barrage, or a Blade Liger)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

All suited up, Boss! Gots me Gondom ready for krumpin' kkkrakkkers!

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

I would like to have a 70 meter Tall Steel collossus that can only open Wine bottles . thats his function.

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Jehuty (ZOE) when I'm feeling like a big codpiece

Tsugumori (KOS) when it's time to fight alien zombie parasites

RAY (MGS) when I fancy a swim

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

A regular zaku, but painted in a unique color scheme in order to give myself some plot armor. Thinkin' all-white with red yellow and blue highlights, call it the "Faker Gundam"

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I want a red king crab I call red lobster.

I would put one of these bobblehead dogs in my cockpit and an air freshener that smells like pine

Plus a baby on board sticker (im the baby) but a cool baby thats why the sticker is cool just like me.

I think im happy with this build.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, I wonder which one I should choo- oh hey, big zam.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And then I say 'what's Scopedog?' And you say 'nothing, what's scope with you dawg'

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Reminding me I need to watch Armor-Hunter Mellowlink

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

same. I need to rewatch VOTOMS too

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

Unicron... Wait. Wrong mecha anime.

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

white glint (but probably a GM model if i really had to stick to mobile suits)