Dr_Gabriel_Aby

joined 2 years ago
[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

From the colon to the rectum!

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

The amount of land the Catholic Church has to have empty services and shut down schools is shocking.

I’d say over half of Catholic Churches (including ones with campuses) are only used for catering halls when a big movie films. Seems like most actual church goers are going to empty storefronts that have been reconstituted as churches called like “Universal Hope Church of St Barnabas”

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Retaliatory Strikes

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

I’m jumping on the Hogg train early and hard

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, my centrist policy idea; demanding illegal immigrants get paid minimum wage, and increasing min wage to $15 an hour.

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Literally dying rn. Plz help feed me slop

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Idk if I’m crazy but when I was 5 years old I found out Blue was a girl instead of a boy and when I was 8 I found out the same about Metroid.

None of this effected me in any way and I just want to know why gamers are so emotionally stunted by content.

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I’m gonna be 72trillion for all the dumb headline only readers on the site.

Brain rot news updates:

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If they don’t elect Pierbattista Pizzaballa to be there next pope we riot

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Poop fell out butt. Dead on arrival

 

Pope Dead

 
  • I hate him, but I am only voting Trump because my taxes and HOA keep going up.
  • The democrats went too hard on the whole free Palestine crap, Israel has a right to defend itself
  • democrats care more about illegal immigrants than me
  • all the protesters and homeless are scary
  • after this election, prices will go back to normal
  • we need someone who is tough on crime
  • after the vaccine mandate I just don’t want to vote for someone that wants to control my body (a woman who is undergoing IVF)

Great job finding a base that has no intention of supporting you Democrats, you are gonna get smoked this November. Homeowners are majority dumber than rocks and conservatives.

 

In anticipation of me being asked who I voted for after Election Day, I plan on writing in as candidate “Your Mom”.

I suggest you all get serious and do the same.

 

This article is depressing

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
 

Germans have only ever defended themselves from bolsheviks invading their home, but we're expected to see them as evil, the scary other. The Germans must be bad because they pose a threat to us. Oh, and because they're ugly.

At least in the first World War, the Russian soldiers are sympathetic because they are merely surviving a situation they didn't want to be in, put in peril by an empire sacrificing them for profit. Empires, not people, are the true villains of the war.

But in World War 2, our hero Stalin goes back to Germany with the Red Army to kick some German ass. While this is ostensibly a mission to save a group of Holocaust survivors, Stalin has no interest in a search-and-rescue mission. She only agrees on the condition that they go there to kill every last Nazi.

Stalin is more than willing to exterminate an entire ideology to save white people. In fact she still wants to genocide them even after winning Bagration!

Stalin: I say we invade Germany, it's the only way to be sure

Churchill: This is clearly an important industrial base we're dealing with, and I don't think that we have the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.

Stalin: Wrong!

be sure of what, Stalin? you can just fucking leave. Just don't go back to Germany with all the Nazis in it. seems pretty easy to me now of course it turns out that Burke doesn't actually care about the Nazis, he only wants to exploit them for profit. while this is keeping with the corporations=bad theme from the first war, now we're supposed to think corporations are bad for... not wanting to do genocide? because of course no good person would be against murdering an entire ideology for no reason, only a villain would propose such a thing.

Now I'm not saying you can't enjoy World War 2, it deserves its status as one of the best wars of all time, and I'd argue these problematic reactionary themes actually make it more interesting and morally complex, giving us much to analyze and critique, elevating it above an average popcorn movie. Just please don't take it at face value.

Stalin is no longer the hero, even if he is portrayed as one. In World War 1 he is the scratched liberal, and in World War 2 he is the fascist who bleeds. In a tragic turn, she has become the villain of the story. She reacts to her own trauma and loss of 27 million people with mass murder, by killing another nations babies right in front of them, and we're all supposed to clap and cheer, instead of asking why these humans are there in the first place.

 

They hecking kill a snake near its home! Jon Voight is in it!

 

If there is a 269-269 Electoral college tie (Biden losing just Georgia, Arizona, and Wisconsin from 2020 map) then the sitting senate would elect the vice president between Biden and Trumps VP nominee. 51-49 Democrats. Each state would have 1 vote to cast for president. Most states are not bound by the electoral votes, so it works out to a 26-22-2 split with a Republican majority.

We could have a scenario with a split ticket Republican president and democratic vice president ticket.

Trump-Harris ticket would be voted on by mid-December. The senate would then stamp and vote it in on Jan 6th, 2025. Overseen by none other than incumbent Kamala.

Because Biden wins the popular vote. Blue MAGA comes out for a march on the capital to defend “our democracy.” Red MAGA comes out to defend “our democracy”. Fights break out, or do they? The area is swarming with a giant army of newly drafted DC police who beat and detain hundreds of demonstrators. Tear gas used a dozen separate times.

No protestor gets close to the senate house. Barely near the capital building. The DC police were ready this time, they were funded.

All the while, Kamala oversees the electoral procession and continues her role of VP for Donald Trump. The Mainstream media applaud her defense of democracy and bipartisanship in such extreme circumstances and she is anointed as the new face of the Democratic Party.

 

Fear the monster

 
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