FlakesBongler

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"You know, i was going to be the big bad guy for the DC Extended Universe" in c/comics@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

I would have actually liked to see Zach Snyder try to make Granny Goodness or Virman Vunderbar imposing

Steppenwolf is easy, he's just Darkseid's uncle, you can do whatever

But I would have loved to see him do Granny Goodness without being horrible misogynistic or Virman without just making him a Nazi

Don't think it would have worked, but it would have been funny to see

famously the best way to keep a crowd calm. shoot guns into it in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 12 hours ago

I hate reddit so goddamed much

What K-country should join BRICS so they can spell the word right? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
ah yes my favorite socialist countries! ...canada and switzerland in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 22 hours ago

Liberalism is a hell of a drug

[Approaching you with my hat in my hands] Sir, may I have an Obamna Soda too? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If Obama were a sodasmuglord

I brought you a coin in c/cute@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Go ahead

And while you're at it...

I brought you a coin in c/cute@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Herr's is good too

Love their jalapeño cheddar cheese puffs

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You'll take my Utz cheese balls from my cold dead hands

Which will probably be soon, considering I eat Utz cheese balls

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Plague kills Arizona resident, marking first recorded death since 2007, health officials say in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Fallout Timeline checkpoint: The arrival of the New Plague

I know it's the old plague, but still

Not reading all that. Epstein didn't kill himself and you're also a child r*pist. in c/slop@hexbear.net
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This is really the gist of it (hexbear.net)
 

It's all vibes, all the way down

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Opus DEI (hexbear.net)
 

Is that a thing?

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(Cw: Pet Loss) I just fucking can't (hexbear.net)
 

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

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Billions must Wahoo (kotaku.com)
 

anti-italian-action

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Behold! The Baleful Worm! (hexbear.net)
 

Wallowing in her own depravity

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The Last Thing You See (hexbear.net)
 

Before going awwwwww...

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Bone Amee (hexbear.net)
 

sans-doot skeleton-wave skeleton-motorcycle

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Monsieur Evrart is helping me find my neighbor's cat (hexbear.net)
 

context

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Flakes' Filharmonic Day One (music.youtube.com)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
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Starting up a thing because I wanted to share some music that I like

This is from KMFDM's debut album What Do You Know Deutschland?, released in 1986

Lot of good songs on this one, but Kickin' Ass is a personal favorite

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It's a Small World (hexbear.net)
 

Watching Out There: Crimes of the Paranormal on Hulu and who should show up but brace-watching

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I know who's got my vote (hexbear.net)
 

He's my number 2!

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PURGE TOILET (hexbear.net)
 

Time to start committing all the toilet crimes

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