In September of 2010 I shot and killed a 7/11 clerk in Leesburg, Virginia because I wanted to feel like the guy with the removed haircut from No Country For Old Men. As a white man, No Country is my favorite movie next to every Will Ferrell movie from the 2000s

But really I've been thinking about fried chicken

Philip K Dick if you are into sci fi

Tucker Carlson is Still Trying to Get Other Newsmakers to License "Suck Me To Completion," But Not a Single One Has Taken Him Up On It

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At his best he's a lib, at his worse he's an outright reactionary. Between Trump, Brandon, and Kennedy if you are planning on voting Brandon is the best of the three

CW Nick Mullen

Fake News Times is always looking for freelance writers

To provide high quality journalism to the people of Hexbear

(If you hate Melina just block them and give the rest of the comm a chance)

CW Self harm, gore