GorbinOutOverHere

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Ipsos Global Happiness 2023. China tops at 91%. in c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml
Don't waste your money on an awful Android tablet on Black Friday in c/android@lemdro.id
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Ignore them forever like I'm doing

Don't waste your money on an awful Android tablet on Black Friday in c/android@lemdro.id
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)

but then what SHOULD I waste it on

I finally watched The Wind that Shakes the Barley and Holy Shit in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

who cares, literally everything spies on everything

I finally watched The Wind that Shakes the Barley and Holy Shit in c/movies@hexbear.net
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

if you download it and play it through Plex it can grab a variety of subtitles for you automatically

Earth has a cold in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you really want to be told "it's celsius, we are all fucked"

If we fireball it do we still need to cook it? in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

amateur cooks people 🙄 high heat for a short period of time will only "cook" the outside 🙄🙄

Americans are upset about surviving a pandemic and paying for the privilege: 'They want these prices to be back where they were' in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I mean no shit. My rent goes up every year, now food and everything else has too. No shit people want prices to go down, but woops, thanks capitalism

Sodium-ion batteries are real in China. BYD to build 30 GWh sodium battery plant in c/technology@lemmygrad.ml
Study finds coffee inhibits SARS-CoV-2 in c/science@lemmy.ml
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

CBD also helps and doesn't leave a motherfucker with the jitters

China has grown more new forest cover than any nation on Earth in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

coming back a week later for this, lol

Feel like shit just wanna fly on the raccoon plane in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

armadillos can carry leprosy

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BEHOLD MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT, I'M A GOD (hexbear.net)
 

BROKE THE 50 STROKE PER MINUTE BARRIER

I'M DIZZY

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Hexbear Rower Roll Call, where my rowers at (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net
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How's it been going? Anybody seeing some results? I've been telling y'all to row for months now, at least a few of you should be getting absolutely shredded by now! I'm about to go row even though I'm sober and it absolutely sucks, so y'all better get to work!

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1234 strokes on the rower MAKE A WISH (hexbear.net)
 

I wish for all of you to get as swole as I'm getting 😌

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i wanna see all you motherfuckers out there rowin' (hexbear.net)
 

if I see a single so called "communist" out there whose lats are not just poppin, whose torso is not just fearsome, shaped like motherfucking bruce lee, with biceps strong enough to rip apart the police by hand, I'll know they're actually a fucking LIBERAL

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HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS 20006 CALORIES BURNT (hexbear.net)
 
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what is your favorite poem (hexbear.net)
 

the main poem you keep comin' back to

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i've rowed 7.2 miles in the last 14 hours (hexbear.net)
 

im unstoppable. use me to power communism rat-salute-2

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I have rowed for 100 days (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net
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It's actually more than that because the rower sometimes counts two days as two different sets on the same day. But anyway, allegedly I've burnt 17994 calories, and jfc i have grown powerful. 342 miles motherfuckers

That's all that's the post

I would have posted this yesterday, but

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Just did my whole rowing workout max resistance for the first time (hexbear.net)
 

For those of you who told me to not use max resistance, fuck you

To those who told me to use max resistance, fuck you

To the rest of you, get rowing dawg your arms will be able to pop off fascist heads like soda tabs

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1263 motherfucking strokes (on the rowing machine) motherfuckers (hexbear.net)
 

In 30 minutes of row time, at 10/16 resistance

I've overcome the back pain and am becoming truly monstrous. I sprinted the last 5 minutes at like 52 strokes per minute. I sounded like a human freight train.

My shoulders are becoming boulders and I can make my chest dance. I've had friends comment on how they can see my biceps across the room. I am becoming one of antifas greatest super soldiers. My pronouns will soon be he/himbo

All it took was getting a rowing machine and using it for like 1-2 hours a day (doing stuff is hard I have to take a lot of breaks to smoke weed u_u) almost every day between December and now while explicitly ignoring advice to not do that. Tbh you should probably alternate rowing and running, I'm built different, sweaty

I should probably exercise less tbh it's hard to keep my weight ~170 without a lot of extra protein but my brain broke and I'm addicted to the row zone

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