Not to rain on your parade kid, but that's probably not the first time she's heard that
Figures
I do whatever the fuck I dam well please
I'm the governor of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA
Jiminy fucking crickets! Did somebody say pasta!?
You're goddam right. Because I'm Chris Motherfuckin Christopher Christie!
Thank you. FINALLY. A person with some goddamn fucking integrity
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GovCCC
joined 2 months ago
Sorry sweetheart beastiality ain't my thing