Guamer

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The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago

This is their version of the shawarma scene

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He gets it (hexbear.net)
 
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How do you convince a hog to share their slop? (hexbear.net)
Best Described as Ethnic Cleansing in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh is that all?

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Piglet's Big Game - Soundtrack: Foreboding 1 (yewtu.be)
Guess which one had the most answers (spoiler: it isn't Mein Kampf) in c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Captain Underpants

Kid me's assessments before my parents noped out (gleebo'glorb every time it mentions "pandas" challenge edition) in c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"often physically and mentally preoccupied with the idea of the panda bear" is a great sentence

Also linking pandas with "rain forest" (Tho I get what they were going for)

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What if we sniffed things as much as dogs do? (hexbear.net)
I love the image the guardian is using here lmfao in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Godzilla Vs. Kong 3

Can we talk about how brave it was for Mario to use his stardom to publicly affirm his longtime coworker Bowser's gay identity in a major release all the way back in the 90s? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking beautiful chefs-kiss

Can we talk about how brave it was for Mario to use his stardom to publicly affirm his longtime coworker Bowser's gay identity in a major release all the way back in the 90s? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's supposed to be "So long-eh Bowser", like the "long" is supposed to sound Italian.

The complete "Where's My Wife" fit in c/games@hexbear.net
Can we talk about how brave it was for Mario to use his stardom to publicly affirm his longtime coworker Bowser's gay identity in a major release all the way back in the 90s? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Or if Mario is straight in kayfabe and gay irl?

The mystery deepens...

Can we talk about how brave it was for Mario to use his stardom to publicly affirm his longtime coworker Bowser's gay identity in a major release all the way back in the 90s? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's all kayfabe and stuntmen, as seen in Mario Kart and Mario Party, so dw

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Can we talk about how brave it was for Mario to use his stardom to publicly affirm his longtime coworker Bowser's gay identity in a major release all the way back in the 90s? (hexbear.net)
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It was super (mario) controversial at the time, he put his career on the line and evangelical groups wanted his head, but he ended up being on the right side of history.

He showed that giant turtle dragon dinosaurs of any orientation can make it to the top, and be flung face-first into a spiky floating sky mine.

So let me get this straight. There are so many "far-leftists" that them not voting cost the Dems the erection in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Electile Dysfunction

What is the worst song in the history of the entire world, and why is it Michael Buble's "Just Haven’t Met You Yet"? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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When you're in a shitting yourself contest, and your opponent is a Hexbear user: (hexbear.net)
 
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Why the soundtrack for the Kamala Undertale fangame kinda fire tho (yewtu.be)
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Youtube link in case Yewtube doesn't work

This is the Trump boss music just fyi

The music for the Trump Tower dungeon is also lit

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What causes you this reaction (hexbear.net)
 
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😔😔😔 (hexbear.net)
 
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IT Begins (hexbear.net)
 
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Where do the years go! (hexbear.net)
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And so Hillary, and certain white liberal women, secretly breath a sigh of relief (hexbear.net)
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