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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Allah please I am begging you

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It's like he's noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment

Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 16 points 6 hours ago

de-empathy : There is a deafening silence here.

de-inland-empire : Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?

de-conceptualization : It can, the evidence is here. It's beautiful.

de-half-light : You should run.

[–] Kieselguhr@hexbear.net 25 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 16 points 6 hours ago

I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Do I get access to cutlery?

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 24 points 8 hours ago

Or a suicide vest?

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I hope I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 8 hours ago

Eating seed oils a day to keep RFK away

[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

He just wants to make America healthy again. He wants to ban chemicals from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking healthy eating seriously.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 hours ago

He's literally eating McDonald's and a coke

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I think some of my posts attract the strangest ones. If this is a bit then this is actually really good. The best bits border on saying unhinged, harmless (aka no racism or bullshit/etc) things and being unable to tell if it's actually real or not.

I think it is a bit though, they have good post history besides for possible anti-ML which could also mean it may not be a bit. Who knows. Good stuff.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He just wants to make America consume worms again. He wants to ban non-worms from our food. Thank God there is someone in the government taking worm-eating seriously.

[–] urmums401k@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Does actually explain this pretty well.

Nightmare blunt rotation

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 62 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

So, someone had to go to a McDonald's and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald's on a plane. Toddler shit right there

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 39 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It'd be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty

[–] drunkenmonkie2@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree, cold mcdonalds fries and nuggies are the best

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago

This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago

They have airport McDonald's

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago

They all look like they're dying from different diseases

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?

Yes, I am fashion shaming.

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In his defense, those are the fanciest shoes I've ever seen a worm wear.

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced rfkjr has any money

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's RKFJR? why is his skin uh???

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 hours ago

He looks like a retired Super Macho Man from Punch Out

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 57 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull

[–] buh@hexbear.net 46 points 11 hours ago

E. coli JDPON please do something funny timmy-pray

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.

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[–] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 52 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp

[–] context@hexbear.net 34 points 11 hours ago

he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol' brainworms get fed

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

I know it's cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising

[–] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 20 points 9 hours ago

He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago

Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 12 points 9 hours ago

You don't need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides

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[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sandwich and 10 pc nuggies? Boozwazhee decadence

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 3 hours ago

See they're common people, like us

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 36 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I hope they all get E. coli.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago

Hexbear, I had that nightmare again. The one where I pray to Mohamed Atta and he doesn't answer.

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