Hatandwatch

joined 4 years ago

I made a hummus so good i almost cried, so I decided to post a pic of it to brag in c/food@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Sorry I can't abide the hugboxing here, it looks awful. But we're comrades so if you want some assistance disposing it, send it over, I got you fam.

(it looks amazing and delicious)

[CW: misogyny CW: racism] Andrew Tate is starting a political party and the manifesto is genuinely fucking unhinged in c/politics@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

legitimately impossible shit that relies on complete political illitaracy from the entire electorate

Still more feasible than Dems accomplishing anything

You see this? That's cold, hard beanis. You get this from a JOB—something you lefties seem to have an allergy to. I make over three cans per week & I'm filling a 55 gal drum for retirement in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I know about bean soaking

Caption this. in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Otter pots

Playmobil idealogy edition in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where did you put it? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Third Slice: It's in my hand

It would really show the fediverse what we're made of if Hexbear just cloned dinosaurs and made a safari island for them in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Such good capitalists here, cloning majestic beasts only to immediately cage and monetize them.

Free the dinosaurs!

My sister's husband basically stole a TV during Black Friday and everyone's acting like it's fine... in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Uphold ~~bread~~ bagel lines rat-salute

My sister's husband basically stole a TV during Black Friday and everyone's acting like it's fine... in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I do elmofire

Americans are so ignorant of geography that 68% of them can't name this US state 😂 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

That's the Midwest™ that George Bush took us to war in! It's a dry wasteland, full of ~~sand~~ snow people with religious head coverings and funny accents!

Whale test in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay so I'm gay, do I at least get two forehead kisses?
crush

shy

tit;e in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Change it to Twitter, coward.