HiImThomasPynchon

Fun fact: Aaron STILL hasn't paid off his pacemaker

Surely it's gotta be even dirtier, otherwise people would be talking about it.

Finished watching Arrested Development again and decided to follow up with a little-known internet show from the late-00's.

In 2006, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ran a promotion asking fans to submit 10 minutes of a pilot for a TV show that would air in the IAS-verse. The winner would have part of their video shown in an episode. Break a Leg didn't win, but the other IAS fans liked it so much that the crew who made it went on to make a whole "season" that actually holds up pretty well.

It plays like Arrested Development with the darker tone of Always Sunny. Heck, there's even a gag about a contest to get a song into the show-within-a-show that gets won by the weaker of two strong contenders.

Hockey should have conversions. If you can shoot the puck into the net (with a goalie) from the center line, you get another point.

Also you should be allowed to dunk a football over the crossbar for 2 points

Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

And people say white folks have no culture

Benson's on my mind.

...maybe I should teach a bomb phenomenology.

Unless you're being deliberately hacky. Otherwise, knock it off. It's played out.

Apologies if your name is Scarlett and you have red hair. Unless you dyed your hair red, then you're kinda part of the problem.

Who winz?

I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.

I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE? WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GONNA END!?!