ItalianMessiah

joined 5 years ago
[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Walz felt less polished and made more mistakes but I think Vance lost the debate with 1-2 really bad responses.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Holy fuck curry is amazing.

I thought it would take a long time to make and just be like a normal sauce but this took me 15 minutes and it's the most flavorful thing I've ever eaten. This and rice beats 99% of the meals I've ever eaten.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Let's suppose, hypothetically, we wanted to prove your ears hang low.

debate-me-debate-me

Let's say your ears wobble to and fro. We can deduce from that that you could then tie them in a knot. Following that, we could argue you could also tie them in bow. With both of these things proven by judeo-christian logic, we would now be able to conclusively prove that you could throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier. If we can say all this, ergo ex facto, your ears do hang low.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Max out employer-matching 401k if you have it. Shove a lot of money in your IRA for tax purposes if it makes sense. Invest as much as you can as early as you can. Putting down 10% more in your 20's is going to be much more useful than putting 50% more in your 60's

High yield savings accounts are good but a lot of them require $100,000 to reach the top amount.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Worse, now you're italian. anti-italian-action

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry that you were born with BadOpinion-itis but that doesn't mean you can post your bad opinion on the internet.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Is a small slice of cake a cookie because it's small?

Read theory nerd. Jaffa cake is a cake and you're a fraud in front of everyone.

[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Of course, I hate everyone who attacks the primacy of the Jaffa cake in the processed snack world. We need a holy war against the kkkracka oreo cookie and its Masonic symbolism.

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