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Jerusalem, a holy city for the adherents of all three great Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) was conquered by the armies of the First Crusade in 1099 CE. The Muslims failed to halt their advance, as they were themselves disunited and disorganized, but this was soon to change and the Holy City was to be retaken. Saladin (l. 1137-1193 CE), the Sultan of Egypt and Syria, who united the core of the Islamic Empire under his domain prepared to strike back. He utterly vanquished the Crusader field army at the Battle of Hattin, in 1187 CE, and took Jerusalem later that year. Saladin's triumph was, however, far less violent than that of the medieval knights of the First Crusade (1095-1099 CE), and for this, he has been endlessly romanticized by Muslims and Christians alike.

Prelude

The rise of the Seljuk Turks in the 11th century CE crushed the status quo established in Asia Minor. Most of Anatolia was lost to the steppe warriors who had come to settle in this pastureland from central Asia. In 1071 CE, the hope of restoring Byzantine authority over the region was shattered when a Byzantine army was crushed at the Battle of Manzikert.

Byzantine emperor Alexios I Komnenos (r. 1081-1118 CE) was determined to reverse the setbacks of his predecessors. He appealed the Papacy for assistance, probably seeking a mercenary force subject to his personal control, but the result was beyond his wildest imagination. Pope Urban II (r. 1088-1099 CE) used spiced-up and exaggerated tales (with a bit of accuracy) of the sufferings of their fellow Christians in the Holy Land, and preached a holy war against the "infidels" (Muslims), in return of which he offered complete plenary indulgence (remission of sins).

Stirred by the Pope's speech and motivated both by religious fervor and practical prospects, noblemen from all corners of Europe vowed to wrest the Holy Land from Muslim hands and embarked with armies on the First Crusade (1095-1099 CE) to the Levant. There they conquered Nicaea in 1097 CE (which was taken over by the Byzantines), Antioch, and Edessa in 1098 CE, and then proceeded to Jerusalem which fell in 1099 CE and was subjected to mass slaughter. The biggest shock to the Muslim world, however, resulted from the desecration of the Al Aqsa mosque, which was later converted to a church: the Temple Church.

Though lacking in strength to fight at that point, the Islamic front was preparing slowly and steadily to reclaim Jerusalem. The Islamic holy war or Jihad, long forgotten, was now revived for use against the Crusaders, and the standard was first raised by the Zengids (1127-1250 CE), a Turkish dynasty based in Mesopotamia and Syria. After the death of the second Zengid ruler, Nur ad-Din (l. 1118-1174 CE), the banner was taken up by his protégé: the Sultan of Egypt, Saladin (l. 1137-1193 CE). By 1187 CE, Saladin had spent over two decades of his life fighting the Crusaders, and it was this fateful year that would bring him the greatest triumph of his career.

Hostilities erupted between the two parties when a crusader knight, Reynald of Chatillon (l. c. 1125-1187 CE), attacked a Muslim trade caravan in defiance of the peace pact of 1185 CE put forward by his side. He imprisoned many, killed others, and when he was reminded of the pact, he mocked the Prophet Muhammad. In retaliation, the wrath of Saladin would engulf all that the Crusaders had achieved so far. On 4 July 1187 CE, the largest-ever Crusader army (although outnumbered by Saladin's forces) was crushed at the Battle of Hattin and the Holy Land lay undefended.

Taking the Levantine Coast

The pulverizing defeat at Hattin had left most of the Crusader strongholds without enough soldiers to defend them. And since the threat of a Crusader counterattack had vanished, Saladin scattered his forces to take the Levantine coast. The strongholds fell, mostly in an eventless manner; in many cases, local Muslim and Jewish populations rebelled and kicked the Crusader forces out, welcoming the Ayyubid armies to the undefended cities.

Tibnin fell, but it was Tyre that should have been the first target of Saladin; this tactical error returned to haunt him later on in the Third Crusade (1189-1192 CE). Crusaders, from all corners of the Latin Kingdom flocked to Tyre. After a failed attempt to negotiate a surrender of the city, Saladin moved towards Ascalon (the gateway to Egypt), taking Ramla, Ibelin, and Darum en route. Although the defenders were initially defiant, once Saladin besieged the city, they capitulated without a fight. Now, he sought to claim the most prized treasure of all, he knew it by no name other than Quds, the Holy City – Jerusalem.

At the Walls of the Holy City

Saladin wished not to delay taking the holy city lest this opportunity be lost, for he knew that the might of the whole Christendom would soon be set upon him. He met with delegates from the city outside Ascalon and offered generous terms of surrender. The delegates refused to accept this offer as well, stating that they would not surrender the city under any condition. Insulted, the Sultan decided to subject the Christians to the same fate the Muslim and Jewish residents of the city suffered in 1099 CE.

Amidst these troubled times, Balian of Ibelin (l. 1143-1193 CE), a French nobleman, who had escaped the field at Hattin, sought Saladin's favor and pleaded to be allowed to enter the city so that he could take his wife and children to Tyre. Saladin agreed to Balian's request under two conditions: first, he would stay in there for only one night, take his family and leave, and second, he would never raise his sword against the Sultan. But once inside the city, the French knight was recognized by the inhabitants and was urged to stay and defend Jerusalem. He wrote to Saladin, explaining his situation and requested safe conduct for his family. Not only did the Sultan comply with his request, but he also entertained his family members as guests and departed them with gifts and an armed escort, to Tyre.

The Ayyubid army, determined to storm and sack the city, marched confidently towards it under the leadership of the Sultan himself. Their flags were visible on the western side of Jerusalem on 20 September. Since Jerusalem was lacking severely on manpower, Balian had to knight several men (and even children), but even then, the citizens stood no chance in a direct assault, their main hope was to hold the walls.

As the siege commenced, the walls and the tower were showered with arrows and pelted with rocks hurled from catapults and mangonels; siege towers were sent forward to take the walls but were pushed back forces that sallied out of the gate. On 25 September, Saladin's siege force was positioned, ironically, at the spot from where the knights of the First Crusade had attacked the city 88 years ago. Indeed, this was an effective move, a breach was created in the wall just three days later by the Sultan's miners, and now the city could be assaulted.

The City Surrenders

Unable to defend the city any longer, Balian rode out to address the Sultan directly and offered a bloodless surrender of the city. But another problem had to be sorted; he had vowed to assault the city and could not step back from his word. He accepted surrender under one condition: Crusaders within the city were to be prisoners of war, they could ransom themselves or else be enslaved. The ransom was very generous, even for the standards of that time.

A period of 40 days was given for the residents to arrange for their ransom, but many failed to do so. Saladin's brother al-Adil, Balian of Ibelin, and many ameers (generals) of the Ayyubid army freed people on their own accord. As for Saladin himself, he announced that all elderly people, who could not afford their freedom were to be set free anyway.

The Sultan was also approached by a group of wailing women, who, upon inquiry, revealed themselves as dames and damsels of knights who had either been killed or held prisoners. They begged for the Sultan's mercy, and Saladin ordered for their husbands, if they were alive, to be released, and none of these women were enslaved. Saladin's kindness was later narrated in a praising manner by Balian's squire.

However, rich people, despite having the necessary resources, refused to pay for the poor. The patriarch, Heraclius did approach the Sultan to request the release of several hundred people but made no payment for anyone else.

Saladin himself entered the city on Friday, 2 October, which also happened to be 27th of Rejeb according to the Islamic calendar, the anniversary of the Prophet's night journey to the city. This, of course, was intentional; he wished to show the Muslim world that he was following in the footsteps of their ancestors.

The Aftermath

The Al Aqsa mosque was purified, and the Crusader cross was torn down from it. The building was washed and cleaned, adjacent buildings that had encroached over its area were taken down, so were the numerous Crusader artifacts placed within the mosque. Oriental carpets were placed inside, and perfumes were sprinkled over every corner of it. A pulpit, prepared under the orders of Saladin's patron Nur ad-Din (who had wished to reconquer the holy city himself, but did not live long enough to do so), was placed by the Sultan in the mosque, symbolizing the completion of his master's dream. After 88 years, the Friday prayer was held in the mosque in congregation.

Christian churches were converted to mosques, although native Christians such as the Eastern Orthodox and Copts were allowed to stay and worship freely within the city in return for the jiziya tax.

The fall of Jerusalem hit Europe like a shockwave. Many scholars, including William, the Archbishop of Tyre (l. 1130-1186 CE), considered Saladin as a form of divine punishment, others thought of him as a scourge. For the Muslims, however, this was the long-awaited success brought to them by their Sultan.

The Crusaders drew their field army from their strongholds, and with most of the Crusader army annihilated, nothing stood in the way of the Muslims. Tyre, the sole bastion of the Cross in the Holy Land, as noted earlier, became the center of resistance. Soon, a fraction of the remainder Crusader army, the ones who were not permitted inside Tyre, laid siege on Acre (1189-1191 CE). This was the stage for the arrival of the armies of the Third Crusade (1189-1192 CE) under Richard I of England (r. 1189-1199 CE) and Philip Augustus of France (r. 1180-1223 CE). Though parts of the Levantine coast were recovered by this expedition, Saladin's Jerusalem remained untouched.

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Saladin retaking Jerusalem broke the brains of medieval Catholics. They thought with Jerusalem in Christian hands it was the end of history, but they lost their holiest city and a major piece of the Cross. The psychic damage was so strong that the Pope reformed the clergy to be more centralized in their doctrine and preach to their parishes to be less decadent. They thought they lost the battle on the physical world because they had neglected the spiritual world. They actually added mandated Psalms at the end of every Sunday mass that would involve the wrath of God on heathens. This lasted for decades. It was seriously their 9/11.

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Why does internet meme blowjob girl have a talk show now? I guess she met Bill Maher and decided anyone could do it?

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To be fair, seeing how successful that hack has been despite having no discernable talents would probably make you think you can do whatever you want if you're good at anything

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I hate marketing so Godamn much. People say to not allow things to have power over you, but it’s like fucking water dude I swear. And it’s so disingenuous and exploitative

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

My partner heard this squirrel screeching and then it spent the day hanging around my porch. It didn't seem injured, but it did seem scared. It spent most of the time pressed really flat on the step like it was hiding. I tossed a couple peanuts out the window and it ate them and left at some point.

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I caught a 2 day ban on .ml for calling someone a piece of shit for infantilizing Muslims that wouldn't vote for Harris and I guess I'm only posting there from this account from now on

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

doomer, climate crisis dreadSomething about the part in the new Trashfuture about Indian Creek FL, the deranged bougie private island fiefdom that sources security gizmos from an Israeli security firm and poached a Miami FBI field office guy as police chief has sent me into a horrible dread for what the near future of accelerating climate collapse is gonna look like

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The line "every worker is a potential threat" from it goes hard though

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If we ever get a millenial president and they get assassinated, they're gonna do office jim face at the camera right before the bullet penetrates their head and it's gonna go into history books.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anyone remember when cereal sometimes came packed with a pc game? Most were shovelware but sometimes you'd get a not bad movie tie in game that was well worth the cost of a box of cereal. I also now wonder if collectors have unopened video gsme cereal boxes and how much they'd cost

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[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

got a match on the dating apps chavez-salute

now I actually have to talk to someone walter-breakdown

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did JD Vance actually do the office Jim camera look? No millenial will see the kingdom of heaven.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

wtf why is my twitter now in albanian? musk has become a hoxhaist?

edit: it is no longer in albanian, i just refreshed the page. But that was very weird

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[–] Caruna@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really appreciate all the effort put into these mega threads. Am going back to read old ones because I learn so much from them. Thank you

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[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So while back I had this dream where this girl I knew was flirting with me on the bus crush things were pretty sweet but turns out she just wanted my peanut curry lunch obama-sad gave it to her.

Normally that's where it would end but I got inspired and made the peanut curry from my dreams just know, it basically a chickpea curry but I cut back on the salt and kept adding peanut butter and mixing it until it was delicious panting no hard feeling dream version crush you gave me a great idea meow-bounce

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

first 'alternatehistoryhub' youtube video i've ever watched: "the only way germany could've won wwii"

most childish shit i've ever seen. i won't even link it for giving the shithead views.

the only finesse is in the first act 'isn't sealion silly?' characterizing the alternative as an utterly unimaginable scenario. but 'alternatehistoryhub's case is no less unreasonable. the BEF being captured by the absurd miracle of the sky being clear when the nazis were trying to bomb them? this is literally the POD. no magic german sea superiority. no magic german ground offensive. literally just the planes not faffing about in clouds. how this results in the BEF being german captives is quickly swept aside, when neither the strategic incentive to evacuate, nor the capability for the british to evacuate them is compromised

then the british, still led by churchill, somehow agree to a peace with the nazis for what the OP characterizes as 'light terms' that are utterly crippling the the british empire (no gibraltar, are you fr?). point one: why, even facing complete and utter defeat on the continent would britain submit? their strength was never their ground forces. a 100 years ago this same bloody thing happened and they didn't tap out. now they rule india and half of africa. actually fucking defend a member of that war cabinet going for capitulation when Clement Attlee, somehow the most humanitarian person involved, was utterly committed to continuing hostilities.

the germans managing an amphibious landing in essex is literally more likely than the fucking UK parliament thinking that an addition 100k dead/captured peons were worth peace. they had millions in britain and as colonial subjects. completely uncalibrated to think they'd sacrifice all financial stake on the continent and in the medditerrean for even 10 million poor folk. this is fucking britain we're talking about, ridiculous.

also 365 days of the clearest weather ever witnessed by humanity would not make have made the royal navy incapable of repelling the fucking kriegsmarine. sealion is and remains the most unrealistic fantasy in all of military history

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[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

denji-just-like-me Listening to a song about shallow sex and relationships despite never having been in a relationship or had sex fr tho this vicarious living be a trip some times, maybe I can use this to my advantage thonk

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

eughh im out here being as overthinking and nightmarishly worrisome about acquantances im tryna convert to friends as people im trying to fuck

not that i am trying to fuck anyone but it seems particularly silly to worry so much when intimacy is not the goal. i just want people to invite me to cool things and hit up on weekends lmao

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