Krem

joined 5 years ago
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

hey patrick h willems, make a 50minute video about sleazy LA police stations in 90's action movies please (maybe he already made one) and make it snappy, i don't want to watch 20 minutes of lore about employees that i don't get because i didn't watch any other videos in order

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It's so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there's a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife."

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Admiral Bone-To-Pick

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (12 children)

one sink is for washing underwear, the other is for washing the baby

just kidding rich whites don't even know how to use a washing machine, and don't want to break a sweat unless it's power yoga or playing squash (a weird tennis spinoff game for managers and finance bros)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

definitely copiloting. no way we're doing it therapy style

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and sometimes use the word that's also used for lime leaves

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

there are 20 body shapes: Big feet, big hands, wide shoulders with narrow hips, narrow shoulders with wide hips, short and thin, tall and thin, pointy nose, flat nose, thick thighs, two buttcheeks, beard, curly hair, bald, pink nipples, brown nipples, jiggly belly, hard biceps, webbed toes, long fingernails, cute gap between front teeth.

these are the 20 body types that exist. i'm a doctor, i wrote this in a jedical murnal

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
  • cylindrical with mushroom head, veined
  • prehensile with grasping tip
  • funnel shaped with small handle
  • made entirely of tufted pube (aka dreadcock)
  • punk penis, buzzcock
  • post punk penis, detachable
  • master key
  • a long, thin breast with two smaller round breasts hanging under it
  • two-pronged
  • usb3 compatible
  • ouroboric
  • tentacle
  • steel nib
  • Minas Tirith
  • saxophone shaped
  • banana shaped and the foreskin works like a banana peel
  • The Cumblaster IV
  • firehose, rolled up when not in use
  • boiiclitty
  • cylindrical with mushroom head, veined, slightly bigger than average
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I allready talked to Grok

why

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

same with designing very specific things in blender or adobe illustrator!

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

if omnis love animal secretions so much, why do they make it look like a plant?

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No offense to any Chinese but, [EXTREME RACISM]

No offense to any redditors but fuck all redditors, they're all garbage. No offense to them. Fuck them.

also,

civil war

red guards

purging scholars

yeah i'm sure you have a good grasp on 20th century chinese history

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