I told u
huh, and Baldur's Gate has like 4? 5?
where is the rest???
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Coincidentally, they are the exact same as Pokemon types
Ghost type penis
21 if you count Beanis
Curved upward, curved downward, C-shaped, straight, bigger base with narrow head, narrow base with larger head, smaller-than-average length and girth, shorter-than-average length and thick girth, average length and girth, larger than average length and girth, larger than average length and thin girth, skin color, circumcised, uncircumcised, hairy, smooth, veiny, freckled, shower, and grower, apparently. Which feels like a very flawed classification system to me, but the article was reviewed by Katherine Rotker, MD so I dunno, I'm not the expert.
This seems more like a list of a few different parameters to describe a penis. Based on that list would categorize those options (with number of choices) as: curve (3), shape (3), size (4), color (many), texture (hair, vein, 4), circumcised (2), and the shower/grower dichotomy (2). To me, this suggests way more than 20! Multiplying these together gives 3x3x4x4x2x2 = 576 different potential penis types, and that's not even taking into account color!
I think I could appreciate this better if it were arranged into a 6 dimensional graph. Can someone smarter than me please generate the penis attribute spectrum?
Gock erasure
there are 20 body shapes: Big feet, big hands, wide shoulders with narrow hips, narrow shoulders with wide hips, short and thin, tall and thin, pointy nose, flat nose, thick thighs, two buttcheeks, beard, curly hair, bald, pink nipples, brown nipples, jiggly belly, hard biceps, webbed toes, long fingernails, cute gap between front teeth.
these are the 20 body types that exist. i'm a doctor, i wrote this in a jedical murnal
- cylindrical with mushroom head, veined
- prehensile with grasping tip
- funnel shaped with small handle
- made entirely of tufted pube (aka dreadcock)
- punk penis, buzzcock
- post punk penis, detachable
- master key
- a long, thin breast with two smaller round breasts hanging under it
- two-pronged
- usb3 compatible
- ouroboric
- tentacle
- steel nib
- Minas Tirith
- saxophone shaped
- banana shaped and the foreskin works like a banana peel
- The Cumblaster IV
- firehose, rolled up when not in use
- boiiclitty
- cylindrical with mushroom head, veined, slightly bigger than average
just when you think you've taken your last livejournal quiz
Exterior, public, private, official, industrial, terrain, display, judicial, executive, legislative, royal, ballistic, surface-to-air, air-to-surface, sexually transmitted, airborne, free market, centrally planned, educational and single use. Did I miss any?
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Micro, small, medium, large, too large
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Bends to the left, bends to the right
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Cut, uncut
penis combinatorics
I honestly took way too much time to get the correct result
Mines just regular
Penises do not matter 
Post punk penis of course