MacNCheezus

This might surprise you, but there are actually a lot of rules about when and how money is allowed to move between countries, starting with the fact that you’re generally not allowed to bring more than $10,000 in cash with you when crossing an international border.

Here you go: https://bsky.app/profile/canyoupetthedog.com

Little shy, little hoe

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

Adalbert Taumeltor

But… that’s illegal!

Okay then 😅

It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost

Okay boomer

Says the Germanon, as if his language was any better in that department.

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

Sounds like he got him beat.