MacNCheezus

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[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 months ago

Don't we all...

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 4 months ago

If it doesn't happen on its own, you might have to help a little...

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 4 months ago

I liked Valley of the Damned as well, but Through the Fire and Flames is hard to beat of course.

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just turn around then?

[–] MacNCheezus 6 points 4 months ago

People argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, meanwhile someone out there is doing this.

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 months ago

Just like momma used to make

[–] MacNCheezus -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem with Tinder is that most women will use it to date wildly out of their league. If you’re in the top 10% of guys (good looks, money, etc.) you can choose between 10 women to go on a date with every single night, so of course there’s no reason for them to ever commit. Meanwhile, all of those women who are dating them are hoping they can get them to commit if they have sex, which of course doesn’t work, because why settle for one dish if you can have a buffet every day?

But after having had a taste of the top shelf, it’s difficult to go back to average, so now these women’s standards are totally overinflated. They think because they’ve slept with a top dog, it must be possible to marry him too, and so they won’t settle for someone in their own league, kinda like once you’ve had a steak at a $100 per plate restaurant, it’s difficult to go back to Outback or Sizzler.

So many of them end up wasting their best years chasing the alphas, and by the time they realize it’s not gonna happen, they’re in their mid-30s, have gained 50 pounds from all the post-breakup ice cream they ate, and all the guys who would have married them in their 20s have either settled for someone else, or developed a massive depression, mental illness, alcoholism, or killed themselves.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably because you forgot to take a picture

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 months ago

That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 months ago

What — and I cannot stress this part enough — the FUCK

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