MalarchoBidenism

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

If I can't put hot sauce in the water supply, I don't want to be part of your revolution :goldman-shining:

Doesn't even have to be radioactive either, I'm also weak to normal rocks thrown at my face

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's when a wizard sent them to the Mirror Realm as punishment

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sorry but the genocide will stop

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fire zionist-despair

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

This nothing that happened will be remembered for centuries

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Stan" has a weird message because it seems to be about the dangers of parasocial relationships and celebrity worship, but then Eminem really does write him back and seems genuinely interested in his personal life, so the moral of the story is actually that Stan should have just kept stanning sopranos-poker

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Me when I tell ChatGPT to roleplay as an AI that's very good at math and then solve every Millenium Prize problem (I am going to win 6 million dollars) nl-brainiac

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

When you say something against scams and they give you that Theranos stare

 
[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

The problems are bad but their causes are very good big-cool

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chad-trotsky - Um, they're ok.

huey-lewis - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor.

chad-trotsky - Hey, Halberstram?

huey-lewis - Yes, Trotsky?

chad-trotsky - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something?

huey-lewis purge-2 - No, Trotsky!

chad-trotsky - Is that a Stalin emote?

huey-lewis - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves!

Hey, Trotsky!pika-pickaxe Try sending in a silly letter now, you fucking stupid bastard!

 

"Woke" is such a Meatball Ron word. Loser vibes. Fuck that. New word. AOC is a tankie. Joe Biden is a tankie. Mike Pence? Tankie. The Target corporation? Oh, you better believe that's tankies.

Get Jordan Peterson to adopt it. Get JK Rowling to call her opponents "Corbynista tankies". Force liberals to give up "tankie" or sound like freaks.

:frothingfash: : "I HATE TANKIES FUCK JOE BRANDON"

:wojak-nooo: : "NOOO I ALSO HATE TANKIES BUT NOT LIKE THAT I MEAN ACTUAL TANKIE AUTHORITARIAN COMMUNISTERINOS"

:gigachad-hd: : "I literally can't tell the difference"

Then wait like 2 years and it will be gone forever. Just like nobody says "SJW" anymore. :inshallah:

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