MalarchoBidenism

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't he interview MrBeast on that video? I recall him showing rows of thumbnails with the same fake forced smile in every one and being like "we found that videos with this face performed better in the metrics"

i-get-it a-guy

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"The Israeli military has admitted that the munition that struck a highway near Nahariya in Western Galilee, critically injuring one settler, was an Iron Dome interceptor missile that malfunctioned."

Critical support for the Zionist entity in the struggle against the Zionist entity.

settler stalin-gun-1 isntrael

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Economic crisis got me like dean-frown but Wall Street feeling afraid got me like dean-malice

We should decouple these two things somehow thinking-about-it

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I too pictured a red, featureless Lenin sitting at a cafe in Iraq

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

At this point I wouldn't trust melon-musk to boil a pot of water. He would say stoves are "stupid" and come up with something that turns the water lukewarm and fills your kitchen with mustard gas.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Moving away from planned obsolescence by making everything a subscription model instead is so comically capitalism-brained.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine everything being poison microplastics-cool

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Kamala Harris, handpicked successor citations-needed

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Holdin' gammon? Cam on share it then grillman

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You heard him last night, he was not incoherent. Apparently this morning he was not incoherent.

Good news everyone, the literal President of the United States was not incoherent last night nor, apparently, this morning. As you can see, there's nothing to worry about.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

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