Mickmacduffin

joined 3 years ago

China's commercial 'artificial sun' achieves first discharge in c/technology@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I achieved a discharge this morning to zero fan-fare

Things that make Hexbears angry in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

If I wanted to troll hexbear, I'd reply to post about China with "I totally agree, but they need to legalize gay marriage, like, yesterday"

They're chipping the friggin cheese wheels in c/memes@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Sell it as 100% microchip free and watch people switch to counterfeit-only cheese

Where does fentanyl come from? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

We milk it from the Beast

Sometimes I almost forget I live in the 4th Reich. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

At least they don't make us speak German

Colorado’s Bold New Approach to Highways — Not Building Them in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

I'm doing my part! :im-doing-my-part:

I know the "bi vs. pan" debate is silly, pointless, terminally online, and deeply unserious nonsense, but I wanted to talk about something that battle-axe bisexuals do that annoys the hell out of me. in c/anti_cishet_aktion@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I know Pan is from Dragon Ball GT, but who is Bi?

ICJ orders Israel to halt Rafah offensive in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

How come none of the rest of us thought to order Israel to halt? We could've ended this months ago

Should I politically side with samurai or ninjas? 🥷 in c/askchapo@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Gotta go with ninjas. There could be one hiding in your room right now

A lib "how to" on talking about Gaza in c/chat@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

spoilers for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Why would Captain Sulu write this?

What the hell do people even do in strip clubs in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

You strip and people pay you, obviously

Fears about stagflation are mounting in the US. It’s every central banker’s worst nightmare in c/news@hexbear.net

[–] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

Is stagflation the furry thing where a cartoon deer gets puffed up like a balloon? Cause, I get being scared of that, but it's actually totally harmless