Nah... SLAMMED
MrShankles
joined 2 years ago
Wonder how much copper is wired up in those things
Sounds close enough to me! I'll double-check in a few days if I need to, I appreciate your help! Here's $10, buy yourself a banana
Ask someone else to measure it for me
Fuck that noise, I can't stand that petty nonsense. If someone's gonna be snarky to me over something dumb, I like to loud-cap and embarass them. Ya don't even have to be mean, just direct and blunt
When I'm asked to hold someone's purse, I don't hold it in my hand away from me like it's diseased. I put it on my shoulder like god intended. If someone wants to say something instead of minding their business... I'm going to have a little fun. "THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY PURSE!!! THAT'S NOT YOUR PURSE SIR!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU‽"
A 10 page research paper with 2 weeks to complete; written overnight and realizing how much more time you should have spent on it, and why did I do this to myself again (no AI to "help" you at that time). Saving, printing, and sprinting to class because you somehow managed to complete it 10 minutes before class starts.
Never considered using "Urgency" as a motivator, but it checks out... a lot. I like to consider it just being "optimistic" about how much time I have
I'll take my shirt feeling disgusting and wet, rather than have my man boobs flopping and spritzing the surrounding area with ocean (underboob) spray
Do you have no fear of splinters‽ Cause I know those stairs would give me a splinter just by looking at them wrong
I don't have good luck, nor bad luck... just wild luck. Not as fun as I would like to believe
they just slam themselves into doors and windows
And your face... they're rather derpy and annoying. I swat 'em with my phone. My dog will eat them out of the air when able, and I'm ok with it
Who the fuck invited Karen!? I thought we talked about this y'all, wtf‽