NPa
joined 5 years ago
he needed some way to remember the strong password for his crypto wallet so he doesn't lose it in a ketamine fugue
Fuck, Adams might as well announce that a movie documentary will be released in the coming months.
It'll be filmed entirely in Istanbul, of course.
Careful with the lathe or they might just use it as a new Tonkin incident and start WW3
Is it Mileification or Zelenskification? Or Pinocheting?
Getting Seoul flattened into dust so you can continue to be Samsungs #1 Living Footstool 
Is it just me or is the ruling class generally just fucking idiots?
Macron pictured with his two large adult sons, adopted when he got married to a 200 year old woman.
"Is AI making the internet worse? We asked Truntleskunk, the newest large language model from Beeblesnort, a hot up-and-coming tech firm."
The Ghost of Pyongyang attempted to drop a large balloon filled with trash on Kiev, but a brave Babushka shot it down with a dart gun, Bloons style
"My noble lord, our town is besieged by terrible barbarians, please send aid!"
Medieval CEO pulls out an abacus, starts consulting a table of numbers.
'Regrettably, this particular type of invasion is not covered under your serfdom plan. Please have a nice day!"
I would go home, turn on the news, see that the guy shot in front of me was a CEO and then the trauma would simply evaporate out of my brain.
Soldiers fighting in just wars have markedly lower rates of PTSD, if I remember correctly.
straight up reading it.... And by it, i mean... my peanurs...