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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah... I'm still doing the bit where I don't put on a suit...

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He'a so real for that actually. Can't fault him for it.

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Props to him, I can't stand suits

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In their minds: trump-yassifiedmacronzelensky-navi

In reality: trump-drenchedmacronzelensky-pain

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

When mom makes your little brother tag along.

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Donald Trump (left), and Volodymyr Zelenskyy (right) arrive in Paris to meet Emmanuel Macron (center), who will teach them better posture. In the press conference Macron has been quoted "By the end of the week, these two young men will stand up straight and proud, just as a leader should! Just like you see me doing now!"

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's kinda funny how standing lessons obviously teach politicians they can't have their hands in their pockets, but then they don't know what to do with them and end up looking awkward. Macron looks normal here because his hands are doing something. I know this sounds weird, but look at them, it's the arms. It's like when you see people uncomfortable on a stage, it's always the arms.

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago

It's why Napoleon always put one hand inside his shirt.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the answer to what to do with your arms is simple: finger guns

dubois-finger-guns

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I always go for the V over one eye, never fails

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

these two young men

So why is Trump there?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

(Who says you can't caption a picture with a picture?)

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Macron pictured with his two large adult sons, adopted when he got married to a 200 year old woman.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 3 months ago

"Trumpchu, Zelemon, i choose you!"

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Worst talking dummy show ever

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Me booing this picture because I think it's a Jeff Dunham show

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sweetie, go over there and have your picture taken with your cousins. Now, dont you three just look so handsome!

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck is macron still here? Didn't his government collapse 4 days ago or something?

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Macron is the president, not prime minister. He was elected separately from the parliament.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

President of the United States Donald John Trump Walking His Two Dogs

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Family photo of my uncle and my two large adult cousins

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Its so funny how western leaders will meet and at any time, the big Z is there. Its like hes the annoying guy you dont like but feel too bad about kicking him out of the friend group.

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Disrespectful bum ass not wearing a suit

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

If Z had worn a suit and he said something like "I never wear a suit but I'm wearing a suit for President Trump. I admire the strong and powerful President Trump," - I wonder if might prompt Trump to give Ukraine at least a few hundred million in weapons.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wait, are you serious?

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Zelenskyy can not dress at all

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Wasn't he on the cover of vogue? In 50 years that magazine cover is gonna be like Time making Hitler person of the year

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

He just dislikes suits. Me too!

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

the lich his ghoul and their lackey

[–] Packet@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Why the fuck do they look like cut outs in a took and not like actual humans?