Yeah... I'm still doing the bit where I don't put on a suit...
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He'a so real for that actually. Can't fault him for it.
Props to him, I can't stand suits
In their minds:
In reality:
When mom makes your little brother tag along.
Donald Trump (left), and Volodymyr Zelenskyy (right) arrive in Paris to meet Emmanuel Macron (center), who will teach them better posture. In the press conference Macron has been quoted "By the end of the week, these two young men will stand up straight and proud, just as a leader should! Just like you see me doing now!"
It's kinda funny how standing lessons obviously teach politicians they can't have their hands in their pockets, but then they don't know what to do with them and end up looking awkward. Macron looks normal here because his hands are doing something. I know this sounds weird, but look at them, it's the arms. It's like when you see people uncomfortable on a stage, it's always the arms.
It's why Napoleon always put one hand inside his shirt.
the answer to what to do with your arms is simple: finger guns
In some countries, this would have bad connotations. For example: the finger gun gesture has a bad connotation within Brazil, as it was the hand gesture that Bolsonaro used throughout his campaign and his government.
ah, good to know
I always go for the V over one eye, never fails
these two young men
So why is Trump there?
(Who says you can't caption a picture with a picture?)
The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.
Macron pictured with his two large adult sons, adopted when he got married to a 200 year old woman.
"Trumpchu, Zelemon, i choose you!"
Worst talking dummy show ever
Me booing this picture because I think it's a Jeff Dunham show
Sweetie, go over there and have your picture taken with your cousins. Now, dont you three just look so handsome!
How the fuck is macron still here? Didn't his government collapse 4 days ago or something?
Macron is the president, not prime minister. He was elected separately from the parliament.
who farded
President of the United States Donald John Trump Walking His Two Dogs
Family photo of my uncle and my two large adult cousins
3 failsons
Its so funny how western leaders will meet and at any time, the big Z is there. Its like hes the annoying guy you dont like but feel too bad about kicking him out of the friend group.
Disrespectful bum ass not wearing a suit
If Z had worn a suit and he said something like "I never wear a suit but I'm wearing a suit for President Trump. I admire the strong and powerful President Trump," - I wonder if might prompt Trump to give Ukraine at least a few hundred million in weapons.
Wait, are you serious?
Zelenskyy can not dress at all
Wasn't he on the cover of vogue? In 50 years that magazine cover is gonna be like Time making Hitler person of the year
He just dislikes suits. Me too!
Why the fuck do they look like cut outs in a took and not like actual humans?
the lich his ghoul and their lackey