Nationalgoatism

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[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Easy Fun with cars: Put expanding spray foam up the exhaust pipe. Will prevent the engine from starting Cover the windshield in paint Loosen or remove the lug nuts. More advanced: Loosen the bolts attaching the muffler. Will sound like the catalytic converter is fucked Drill a hole in the radiator or the oil pan, then plug with an absorbent material such as gauze. Especially good since even if it gets caught early, it's still an expensive fix.

The#1 rule is to not get caught

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

It is a little dangerous, but I don't think it's as bad as you might think bc you are operating at pretty low speeds and of you do get hit it will most likely be a bump from the side

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't genuinely incredible stuff

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

When I was staying in sf recently I discovered a brilliant new hobby: cruising around on a dirt bike in the middle of the night and just forcing the self driving cars off the road lmao

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

That's the kind of smoked tofu I like 🔥🔥🔥. The gas fumes give it a wonderful and subtle flavor matt-grillin

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Once I brought a hunting knife with a 4.5 inch blade onto a plane by mistake (it was in my backpack) and TSA didn't notice. Once they thought my triangular cut sandwich which I bought in the airport was suspicious and further questioned me

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

Lmao. It would be hilarious if JD Vance's breeder fetish ends up sinking the trump campaign

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

I don't think they know what the word pyrrhic means (and I'm pretty sure they miss spelled it as well)

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

I know this is probably irony poisoning, but this is gonna get a big yikes from me. Pretty lame joke

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wishing all of the chaos and internal conflict on the fascist Zionist entity

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