PapaEmeritusIII

If you’re interested, here’s his original account and a couple alts he made:

https://hexbear.net/u/twitter
https://hexbear.net/u/YabbaDabbaDooDoo
https://hexbear.net/u/GayOldTime

Edit: Found another one!
https://hexbear.net/u/FredFlinstone

There was a person who was convinced that nobody actually enjoys music or art. They said everyone is just performatively pretending to enjoy these things for some reason. Or maybe everyone is just imagining their emotional responses to music/art, like some sort of mass delusion. I don’t remember all the particulars; this was a while ago.

I still kinda wonder if that person was just a really good troll

ConkSat is the only good thing on linkedin. It’s a god-tier aerospace parody account

No

Though I have heard that lions mane mushroom is tasty to cook and eat. So it has that going for it

Start the Bell Riots

You’re gonna damage your enamel if you brush that often. You do not have to brush every time you eat (unless you have a specific situation where a dentist advises you to, I guess).

Also, the concept of halitosis was popularized in order to advertise mouthwash

It fucks so hard!!!

I also recommend this “press conference” he did before the super bowl, in which he put on a show instead of actually answering any press questions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjxHZ5Od7zs

If you’re getting into Prince, I have to recommend his super bowl halftime show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYYlRArn3g

It’s one of my favorite musical performances ever. And it’s only 12 minutes!

Gender essentialism

Started another attempt at pathologic 2. It’s actually been quite a while since I’ve played any games, but patho has been showing up in my dreams lately, so I decided to give it another go