Imagining a bit where there's a booba enthusiast having a discussion with an anime tiddy gooner, and the booba guy is hailing Hooters as the last bastion of real awooga that is under threat from AI sludge where every character has the same face but different hairs with same size tiddies.
The_Filthy_Commie
joined 3 years ago
Folks, I've uncovered the human mind...What a big, beautiful mind, it's all computer, everything we've ever known, was there, I was in a debate with the human mind, we had a great talk, I make the best deals, everyone knows, I told the human mind it couldn't make fries like me, I make the best fries, so golden and crispy, everybody loves them, and the human mind stared back at me, I heard a loud sound, like a wom-wooom, and then clink-clank and whooosh! and that's when it happened, folks, this is all true, I was astrally projected into a debate with Allah, I knew it was gonna be hard, but I'm the master of the deal, I asked Allah, hey, can you make fries? and you know what he said? that without the potatoes he created there wouldn't be fries, can you believe that guy? America can build anything it wants, folks, we have the best banana builders, build, build, build, the best potato builders, America is special, like me, and the human mind debated me, me, can you believe it? We have the best debates, nobody can debate like me, nobody, I'm the biggest debater the world has ever seen, not even the human mind can stand up to me, I made a deal it couldn't refuse, I told it, you admit that Autopen was lying about Sleepy Joe's signatures, that it's the biggest scandal in maybe the last 100yrs, bigger than Watergate, bigger than Clinton schmoozing in the Oval Office, but not bigger than me, I'm the biggest, or we unplug from the collective consciousness, what will the human mind do without America? and we won, we always win, folks.
Oh, no...no, no, no, the gringos are talking about bananas again!
If we think about the world today, and we extrapolate that to the stars, it's gonna be an endless cycle of space colonies fighting back for independence from a US dominated Earth. The same model of global south exploitation by the global north, but this time from the Earth siphoning off from the moons and planets abroad. It would make the concept of the imperial core and the periphery literal, orbital, as a Ptolemaic model of imperialism.
Chuck ''Steak'' Shredder
You guys remember when Trump spent like 16mins on stage without saying shit? I got inspired and tried to do an internal monologue with a bunch of references from the time. That shit got no views and the references are pretty much forgotten now.
RIP to that comment.
Barring Elon, I've never seen a character with such a low CHA stat.
''Ancient Mayan astronaut miner seen here wearing a helmet with 2 spotlights powered by a magic crystal battery''
Took me like 5hrs to suddenly realize that when I read ''Phlogiston'' earlier and had a 
moment.
My brain read ''Phlegethon''.
You're lathing? Joe Biden's brain malfunctioned on live TV, which got us to Trump, and you're lathing?
If WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones, what will we use for WW11? We go back to flinging poo and peeing on trees to mark ''conquered'' territory?