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[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

spamton-stare TENNA YOU [[Waste Of Space]] I KNEW YOU’D ENDORSE PETE [[Boot-edge-edge]] YOU [[Hot Bargain]] BIN REJECT

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

THEY SAID WE’D NEVER MAKE IT BUT WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY NOW

party-parenti HAPPY HEXDAY COMRADES floppy-owl

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Chi-CAHH-goe

BAUWStuhn

NU YAWWWK DA GREATEST CITY IN DA WAAARWLD AyyyyyOC-big

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

they skipped 2024 (apart from a bonus special about ozempic (do people still care about ozempic?)) because everybody else was doing 24/7 election commentary satire and they felt like they'd just annoy people if they joined in (which they proably would)

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

cambodia's been heavily aligned with china for quite some time, while thailand's been chummy with america since the vietnam war (although they're still sorta china-friendly, they prioritize america more afaik)

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

meemaw actually now that I got to attend the blood sacrifice of a thousand impoverished immigrants everything’s fine now

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eating an entire watermelon and spitting the seeds out like a machine gun to shoo off IOF patrols

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

long lost south park plotline

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

might throw some bfdis on the fire unless somebodys doing preshows before me

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

It’s still used for that but only if your makeup brand takes too long to deliver stuff

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

:rick-harrison: best I can do are some 60yo conservative succdems

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

pretty sure the guys working with big tech surveillance corporations to put thousands of undocumented immigrants in floridian guantanamo are the modern day fascists but yea sure ppl who call Bridget Guiltygear a girl are 21st century brownshirts or smth, whatever makes you happy ig

 
 
 
 

Leaked telephoto of the man on the Grassy Knoll (real)

As well as his more recognizable little brother (couldn’t find the person who made this redraw though)

 
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Gifs aren’t loading on my posts on my end, here’s what it should look like (though I’m not on desktop rn idk if it’s fine for y’all

 
 
 

As in, what region is where every characteristic of the country is played up as much as possible, like a microcosm of the whole nation?

 

guys, I'm sorry for posting too much. sorry that some of your users might have sucky takes. sorry that i got your kids in the divorce (i'm taking them to the last arcade with actual video games left in the county right now btw).

in response, every time i think about posting in any timeslot other than 9-10 PM EDT from now on, I will instead spend 30 minutes playing Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 in the mosquito-ridden woods behind my neighborhood park. sorry for having done an unwholesome gishgallop ad hominem folks

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