I don’t think it’s the 5 minutes so much as it’s the making a kid stand in a corner facing the wall. I’m not sure if that constitutes “child abuse” but I’d never make a kid do that. Pull a kid away from what they’re doing when they’re misbehaving sure, make them sit out for a bit, but I don’t think creating a shame corner is very healthy
Oh you think you’re a birdwatcher now? Cause you saw one bird? Listen up asshole, I’ve logged literally thousands of birds across seven continents and five oceans. Birds you’ve never even heard of. Birds that haven’t even been discovered by science yet. I’ve been published in ornithology journals for my observations. I’m recognized by the RSPB and the American Birding Association as one of the world’s premier birdwatchers. I’ve given lectures on ornithology at universities worldwide. And you think you can come in here with some fucking crow you saw in your backyard? Asshole.
Wish this was what the internet was like
Trump’s popularity in danger of faltering, time to turn the trans panic up to 11
When you say “metro,” how far north are you willing to go? Was in a place today looking for a barista/salesperson position. Not sure if that’s the kind of work you’re looking for
The way it has to be
took a knee
God these people are embarrassing. Unless that has some significance in fencing. In which case these people are still embarrassing but not for the reasons stated
New Kanye
Damn I said this yesterday
I can't stop laughing at that fucking picture. Best use of AI art I've seen
I also want to take credit for lathing this into existence by making a bunch of comments here about Taylor Swift bringing Hamas operatives into the KC Chiefs stadium to massacre the hwhites. The chuds are beyond parody.
Okay, hear me out, I was just looking at pictures of beavers and thought to myself, what if someone used a beaver dam for hydropower? I mean my first thought is of course that wouldn't work...unless? I mean I know nothing about dam construction or hydropower, so I can't actually disprove this to myself. Why wouldn't this work? Or could it?
Don’t take it seriously, just thought it was a slightly humorous spin on a dumb but common phrase