svcg

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 hours ago

Jurassic Park is about capitalist hubris.

Jurassic World is about why we should not allow BD Wong to create the reptilian equivalent of the torment nexus.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The context of a bare naked shoulder is important. If you walked into a male CEOs office and he had a picture on his disk of his wife and his kids in swimsuits at the beach, you would probably feel differently about it than if he had a pin-up poster of a supermodel in a bikini on his wall.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

making cheese grate again

I'd bet bigly yuge that Trump is incapable of that gouda pun.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not American, but I feel like I would rather go out in a blaze of glory, as it were, than be sent off to the ~~queer prison~~ biblical re-education camps that don't seem to be very far away.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago (11 children)

If the moon doesn't oppress women, then why is the menstrual cycle the same length as the lunar cycle?

Checkmate, ~~atheists~~ astrologists!

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago

Barack... Obama? Oh! You mean Captain Drone Strikes?

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well, in scripture a circle can be 10 cubits in diameter and 30 cubits in circumference, so...

I guess all that we can conclude is that through god, all things are possible.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 5 days ago (9 children)

It's very important to note that Catholics believe that Jesus was both fully man and fully god, and in times past would straight up kill you for heresy for saying he was half man and half god.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

I'd say this brings back memories, but that would be a lie because Electric Six has been in continuous rotation on my playlists for (apparently) over 20 years.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I can't wait for Jurassic World 6 when we send the dinosaurs to space!

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

 
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