A scary thought to 13 year olds on reddit, then those same people would wish the penis removal salesman was real just a few years later
Aren't you the one that posted E.V.E.?
Have you heard the Born to shit forced to wipe ep? That's what's it's called and it's good
That's a glitch in the matrix you've been experiencing. My name's Trinity, I've been trying to reach you for a long time
I bet he'd do that buffet thing and weigh your leftover food, charging you for what you didn't eat
These losers would hate looking up how many times the bible mentions managing your money
I remember people were talking about this on the antifada back in like 2020. Combine this with communal kitchens from the conquest of bread and you're onto something here
Ever dream this man?
The Dersh feels like the most guilty innocent guy around, like some legal George Costanza always next to the nonces but never doing any of the noncing.
And this isn't even including all the vaccinations
I'm sorry this happened, comrade. It's time to join the cult of Schwalbe Marathons, if you haven't already
"It's da freakin' bat!"
When you want to play a game as intended but want to make sure the big boob mod doesn't clash with the futa mod and you have all the relevant dependencies for the Gangster Edition TM splash screen.
Look out, they might put a ferret in your bathtub
Those CO2 cannisters are lighter than the pump and can be used in a pinch if necessary.
No need to rush out and get Marathons, but they might be worth getting as your next tyres. Stores can get them in easy if you ask, or keep an eye out online and get some on sale.