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I am Ayah Mohammad from Gaza. Our home was destroyed, and we are now living in a shelter that is almost like a tent, with no hope or security. Every day, we face unbearable difficulties, and every moment is a struggle for survival. We have lost everything, and now we have no source of livelihood except through this link: https://gofund.me/1222af19. All members of my family have lost their jobs, and my father is suffering from kidney problems and needs daily treatments.

I was studying at university, dreaming of a better future, but the occupation destroyed everything, including my future and academic life. Today, I beg you, I truly beg you, help us! Help my family get back on their feet, and help me restore our lives. Any donation, no matter how small, is a new hope for us. Every contribution means life to us and an opportunity to rebuild what has been destroyed by the occupation. Please, do not leave us alone in this hardship. You are the only hope that can change our lives. Help us rebuild what has been destroyed and give us a chance to live with dignity and hope.

https://gofund.me/1222af19

Our home, where we used to live, was destroyed by tank shells in the north of Gaza

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if you don't know what's going on - the BuzzyBody app I mention hit 100 downloads today, so I'm kinda celebrating by posting outside of gamedev.

lol, I'm trying to come up with ideas for social media content creation to tease the Milker and one of the ideas I have is for my CCPGPT chat logs to be leaked by a CHUD hacker. Thus, I built a scriptable GPT Player and then fed the scripting rules to deepseek telling it i was trying to make a milker to satire (NSFW)Jordan Peterson's projection posting this was the first script it pumped out. Thought some of y'all might get a kick out of it. I've gotten it to get a bit more risque as I experiment.

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For a while I held off watching it because I was afraid they would butcher one of my favorite childhood game franchise but holy shit this show is based its funny as fuck and I can say no more without ruining the experience just go watch it.

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X is referring to one of Elon's newer childs. Cannot remember their full name though

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Mushroom sauce

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Oh. cringe

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will undergo prostate removal surgery on Sunday after he was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection, his office said.

The 75-year-old leader underwent a test at Hadassah Hospital on Wednesday, where he was "diagnosed with a urinary tract infection resulting from a benign prostate enlargement," the prime minister's office said in a statement.

"As a result, the prime minister will undergo prostate removal surgery tomorrow," it said.

In March, Netanyahu underwent a hernia surgery, while in July last year, doctors implanted a pacemaker after a medical scare.

The procedure on Sunday comes hours after the Israeli military announced it had raided one of the last functioning hospitals in northern Gaza and detained its director.

Israel has been at war against Hamas militants in the Gaza Strip for nearly 15 months after the Oct. 7, 2023 attacks in southern Israel that killed around 1,200 people and abducted some 250 others. Some 100 Israelis remain captive in Gaza and around a third are believed to be dead.

The war has killed more than 45,400 Palestinians and wounded more than 108,000 others according to the Hamas-controlled Health Ministry in Gaza. Its count does not distinguish between civilians and combatants.

Earlier this month, Netanyahu took the stand in his long-running trial for alleged corruption. This week, Israel's attorney general ordered police to open an investigation into Netanyahu's wife on suspicion of harassing political opponents and a witness in the corruption trial.

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Literally cannot bare it anymore.

When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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don't even know how to CW this

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“I’ve always liked the visas, I have always been in favor of the visas. That’s why we have them,” Trump said by phone, referring to the H-1B program, which permits companies to hire foreign workers in specialty occupations.

“I have many H-1B visas on my properties. I’ve been a believer in H-1B. I have used it many times. It’s a great program,” added Trump, who restricted access to foreign worker visas in his first administration and has been critical of the program in the past.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Need to vent, just ignore this. If you don't want to listen to a grown man whine, please just answer the title.

RantThis country sucks. Everything here sucks. Leaving is too expensive, living is 5x more expensive.

  • We can't rent because our credit is too shitty, and we can't get jobs because they want us to live somewhere to get mail. The place we WERE getting mail said they wouldn't keep delivering the mail even though the owner is okay with it.
  • We can't afford food, but some food banks are now SO busy they're a 3 hour wait. It's gotten 30x worse this winter; we have started seeing some NICE-ass cars here. Some even say we're too well off for free food because we have a car to sleep in (wow thanks)
  • We're "too well off" for state assistance, and somehow not disabled enough for fed assistance (rare spine fusing disorder, I look like a pretzel)

USA is giving hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine. USA is giving hundreds of billions of dollars to Israel.

  • Republicans want us to take some imaginary fairy jobs with our super-bootstraps and buy the nearest $12,000 house.
  • Democrats want to suck off the establishment regardless of what they do to us (please don't protest unless they're "legal protests!" You have to vote for the man who made homelessness illegal or the scary orange fuher will win!)

If a 3rd party couldn't win THIS election of all fucking elections, it's never happening without intense violence.

  • The good thing is that the surveillance state would never let that happen, whew! Really glad we don't have the gulag here unlike that shitty "communist" country that houses everybody /s.

If we didn't get healthcare reform after Trump's covid party, it's NEVER happening.

  • Two of our best friends have severe Huntington's disease and their insurance doesn't cover their meds. But at least their insurance company made $90,100,000,000 in profits this year! WooHoo!!

At least stocks are up biggly!

  • I'm sure that has nothing to do with inflation and the collapsing USD!

Meanwhile; in burger-fuck-town, our dumbass citizens weren't educated enough to do anything other than guzzle sugar and argue about their side of the culture-war.

  • Maybe it's the 3,000 people who own half of the worlds wealth's problem? Nah, it's gotta be trans people!
  • Maybe the 1% is the problem? Nah, it's gotta be those dumbass racist white folk in Alabama's fault!
  • Maybe corporations are to blame? No, I'm pretty sure it's the student protestors! They should have known better than to break the law!

Our homelessness is ILLEGAL where we live, and fucking SLAVERY is legal for anybody who had the misfortune of being stuck in housing limbo.

  • It's very clear the establishment is pushing people into labor camps and torturing anybody who refuses the labor (I mean who gives a fuck if prisoners kill themselves in solitary confinement, AMIRIGHT?)
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Top decile probability of death is 55 % over a decade or roughly 0.5 % per month. Thus, biden has 1 month to croak and trumpo has a year to croak, which leads to (1-0.995)*0.95+0.995=...=0.025% chance or 1 in 4000 for both to occur.

https://www.soa.org/resources/research-reports/2020/us-mort-rate-socioeconomic/

(the website data is more interesting than low probability of success)

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Look at those wagging tails!

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Thanks, Clippy! (lemmygrad.ml)
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allegedly for food stamps under BeanisPigPoopBalls Inc.

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