chapotraphouse

I thought they were things he'd just talk about forever then just forget about them the second he left the room.

source via xcancel

https://x.com/jelly_pack/status/1908295948171673963

https://xcancel.com/cushbomb/status/1907962025294418045

And yet Joe Biden was no Woodrow Wilson. In 1919, the 28th president suffered a serious stroke; a cover-up ensued; and Wilson’s second wife, Edith, allegedly performed many of her incapacitated husband’s presidential duties. By contrast, whatever you may think of his policies, Biden governed competently behind closed doors. Visitors can attest that during meetings, he commanded every detail and nuance of Middle East policy.

https://archive.ph/b2WNn

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/joe-bidens-final-days

But seriously this will suck for people living in Syria. But hey good thing we got rid of Assad amirite?

NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting…so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in, like…2016, 2017?” said 39-year-old New York resident Scott Hasard, echoing the thoughts of 330 million Americans as he noted that when he saw allegations emerge about the actor, comedian, and podcast host, he had assumed it was simply repackaged content from nearly a decade ago. “You’re telling me there wasn’t a lengthy and well-publicized trial where Brand was acquitted, but then new allegations emerged? And, like, social media posts where the women got called liars? None of that happened? Huh. I even feel like I read a think-piece about how we could still appreciate Forgetting Sarah Marshall despite his crimes. It’s probably insane to even ask this, but didn’t he release a comeback special back in 2020 about how everyone tried to cancel him for the sexual assault stuff? Seriously? Not even that?” At press time, the baffled nation asked what had made Brand into such an unhinged and deeply frustrated person if all of this hadn’t kicked it off years ago.

Common non-coffee drinker W

Hypothetically, I imagine community group chats, whose members also text warnings to other locals not in the chat, and those people then spread the word further. When agents are seen lurking around town, someone sends the word out, and maybe people can even gather in person and follow the agents to warn passersby, film any arrests, remind people of their rights, and protest.

What's legal and what's not?

fuck how do I not have brain tumor yet

Wanna get real light going through those tubes, it'll be good practice for wiring lil LEDs. Not married to any size aside from less than a foot at the widest. Any ideas for things I could kitbash or random materials I could use?

Strip away their branding.

is running a government austerity program.

It's beautiful