chapotraphouse

We've got the best markets in the world folks, the best in the world - they say. But they never tell, NEVER tell the facts. They always go "we've got the best products! They call them "iPhones", they say they're the best. I have many iPhones, all of them. The touchscreens, they're so smooth. But the facts are that the iPhone is only 999$ due to unequal exchange and the greedy whites in the imperial core. The cobalt is mined the Congo, the blue one, as the locals call it. They don't pay them good, very bad pay. We've had ENOUGH. No more iPhones, no more UNEQUAL EXCHANGE. The era of the free market is over, folks. No more cheap burgers, NO MORE. The world war against the western, WHITE, uncivilised, imperialist powers by the joint dictatorship of the oppressed nations HAS BEGUN. America, along with the Europeans will fall! May Allah, along with their servants below the heavenly skies, empower the people of the world in this holy crusade. Death to America and death to "Israel", as the Jewish folk call it, but I call it the Zionist entity. Along with Xi Jinping, Khamenei and Putin I am officially declaring war on all member states of NATO. We will be rounding up and deporting all ILLEGAL ALIENS like Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson, or as I like to call him "meat pete". Sodomy will be made mandatory in my next executive decree, along with the execution of all counter revolutionary elements withing the state.

C4 btfo. C4 grasses might be better adapted to heat, but C3 grasses... thrive on winter precipitation

And I die and I die and I die

It is being reported the arson was due to Shapiro's stance on Gaza

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/us/cody-balmer-motive-arson-gaza-palestinian-shapiro.html

https://xcancel.com/emmagf/status/1912133152782303546

"Musk refers to his offspring as a "legion," a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire.

During St. Clair's pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. "To reach legion-level before the apocalypse," he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, "we will need to use surrogates."

While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."

While she was pregnant, Musk had urged her to deliver the baby via caesarean section and told her he didn't want the child to be circumcised. (Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains.) St. Clair is Jewish and circumcisions are an important ritual in the religion, and she decided against a C-section. He told her she should have 10 babies, and they debated the child's middle name.

Musk has said he is concerned about what he called Third World countries having higher birthrates than the U.S. and Europe, a person familiar with the conversation said.” Yeah no fucking shit

It's very nice out where I'm at rn. May go for a bike ride.

This is what an actual feminist triumph looks like, not space tourism

Beep beep motherfucker

Tasering people for protesting MTG's inside trading. The goobers on Wall Street subreddits should love that. Redditors hate insider trading. Harvest that sweet karma. Archive link: https://archive.ph/H5N1d

When do people start really fighting back? This is getting insane. It's going to be too late very soon.

"Go on children, crawl through the owls crotch to enter the bouncy castle!"

WHAT WERE THEY THINKIIIIING

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