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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Husband Asks If Ectopic Pregnancy Good Thing (theonion.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Woman Wastes Free Monthly Cincinnati.com Article On Story About High School Golf Team (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Stop & Shop Discontinuing Cigarette Sales Due to Decline in Cool Teenagers (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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AI Pilot Leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines (www.duffelblog.com)
submitted 8 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Disney lawyers sneak ‘unmanned aerial drone strike for anyone sharing login details’ clause into Disney+ T&Cs (newsthump.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Local Prankster Hacks Kroger's Price-Gouging AI, Triggers City-Wide Discount Bonanza (isglitch.com)
submitted 8 months ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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There’s Always A Catch: This Walkable City With A Robust Public Transport Network Is Boston (clickhole.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
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You Couldn’t Make ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ in Today’s Woke Culture (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Grandpa Racist Toward Country That No Longer Exists (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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US Condemned Over Airdrop of Omelette MREs to Gaza (www.duffelblog.com)
submitted 8 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Nation Wary Of Suddenly Usable Website - The Onion (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by dogsnest@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Petition to remove Keir Starmer from office helpfully providing a long list of the nation’s dumbest imbeciles (newsthump.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Incredible: Meteorologists Have Tempted Tropical Storm Debby Back Into The Sea With Pepperonis (clickhole.com)
submitted 8 months ago by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Sony Announces a New Spider-Man Villain Solo Movie Every Year Until Their Demands Are Met (hard-drive.net)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’ (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Trump Campaign Releases Helpful Video On How To Mispronounce ‘Kamala’ (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Health Experts Recommend Doing Exact Opposite Of Whatever Simon Cowell Doing To His Body (theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Man Who Doesn't Believe in the Patriarchy Thinks Your Sigh Is Passive Aggressive and Your Resting Face Is Bitchy (reductress.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Coworker Asks If Woman Interested In Reliving Childhood Trauma On Work Volleyball Team (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Dino Nuggets Just as Big a Part of Woman’s Adult Diet as She Always Dreamed (reductress.com)
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ (www.theonion.com)
submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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North Koreans Celebrate Kim Jong Un Winning Every Olympic Gold Medal (www.duffelblog.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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