The Onion

“No sense in letting my 40 identical gingham blouses go to waste.”

Local self-declared handyman James Davidson has been offered a job as a Boeing engineer after his amazing work attempting to put a flat-pack cupboard together and just assuming that the many left over parts are just the extra pieces they add sometimes.

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IrtoE

After Nike released a new England kit featuring a St George’s cross in a colour other than red, Simon Williams was quick to take to social media screaming “Go Woke go broke!” without noticing that he hasn’t been rewarded financially for his life as a serial bigot.

Sources claim that Williams, variously a bit racist and misogynistic with frequent outbursts of homophobia, is often broke despite being a thousand miles from being considered ‘woke’.

Not the Onion, but still great satire.

In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.