If you ever want a job at these types of places you need to let it shine through that youre hardworking and desperate, aka easily exploitable. A gig at the white house on your resume would be an instant disqualification.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

did I say I wanted a job there? I want to clonk him, take his wallet and bank deposit bag.

the white house story is to make him pull out his phone and try to confirm some particularly outrageous claims in my story ("They posted a photo of me on the home page to honor me for my service.")

that's clonkin' time.

you're probably thinking, how are you going to do this, because the you've only filled out a form online and he's reading it later.

how indeed! please send $50 to Cashapp M0n3yRiddLer2024 to learn the secrets of high tech robbery.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I think they're saying that you won't even be able to get close enough to do a clonking if you don't come across as desperate.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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