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Especially because Trump and Vance would roofie your beer
Then leave you with the bill
Then tell everyone you didn’t show up and they don’t even drink beer.
"I don't even know beer"
*Brett Cavanaugh tears intensify*
Hey now, let's be honest. Vance would roofie the bar stool.
and Trump would just... "your beer? Haven't seen it. There's just MY two glasses of beer here. A great beer, the greatest. My uncle invented beer, Fred Budweiser Trump. Great IQ, very good genes!"
He's probably slip it some stool softener too.
Isn't a stool softener just a cushion? Sounds like this stool is becoming more and more like a couch...
How dare you! Why are you besmirching the fine name of JD Vance by suggesting he would roofie a bar stool.
Couches. He fucks couches. And they’re asking for it by being all sexy.
It's basically a type of couch
They'd show up late, drink too much too fast, try to order off your tab, ramble about bullshit conspiracy theories and talk over you at every opportunity, act like a sleeze to the waitress and get too handsy. Then they'd want to play pool but refuses to rack, blames the cue or someone in their field of view for their bad shots but does anything to try and distract you, hits the ball off the table multiple times but tries to get constant do-overs, claims every time you hit it's a scratch and quote obscure rules, at least once they try to sneak one of their balls in the pocket when it's your turn, when they lose they just toss their cue onto the pool table or lean it against instead of putting it away, and spends the next 45 minutes constantly saying how they should have won...
I need to hear more about this date.
That was oddly specific wasn’t it!? 😂
Specific, but somehow also universal? I feel like I've seen this scene play out at least a half dozen times in my life.