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lol if they try to draft me I'm sorry I'm done and so are they
If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.
Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might
dawg i'm a chef
and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin' at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y'know
yes let me get a bunch of random people sick
it would be random people who are also presumably drafted, I'm not going to poison random people, which would include some of you
If I fight in the US military I hope you give me chronic tummy hurt syndrome alongside acute shitting myself disorder
Glad you're eenthusiastic for the cause! Go get em
Great you're already ready. Best of luck agent