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"So yeah the son of God was on earth, but you just missed him. He was crucified about 50 years ago. Your dad might've met him."

And then Mount Vesuvius fucking explodes

Edit: I meant Roman, I wrote this late at night.

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[–] Pisha@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've always wondered why people were so ready to convert. Like, if I was some ancient Roman and some guy came up to me offering a new god that's even better than the old ones and much easier to worship, I wouldn't just immediately fall for it. It just seems like a scam.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

It did take a while, and I'm sure people called it a cult of Jesus or something back then too (Idk if there's evidence for that but there were many cults of Gods/demigods etc. in antiquity)

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk, what was holding you to the other guy?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me not getting torn apart by lions in the Arena

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

speech-r smuglord

Imagine this dude with a Centurion hat.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dear Nazerenes if your god is so almighty why doesnt he stop me from nailing you to this cross here

debatejak

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

it seemed positive if you were a woman or enslaved.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Periodic reminder that the Roman Empire sucked, for everyone who wasn't a patrician.