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[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love that "Skibbidy Ohio Rizz" is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with "what the fuck mom"

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say "fascist communism" is to us, if i understand correctly

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Ohio rizz means you have the sexual charisma of someone from Ohio. Which, like, jesus chrisht kids calm down.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like something a fascist communist dEmOnCrAt would say.

[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can’t make it on my own

Because I’m skibidi Ohio

So cut my rizz and black my eyes

Hope this helps.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

great post

[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I’ll give you just 4 last words

You’re a sigma rizzler

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Ohio" making it an insult seems like such an obvious thing

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

makes sense to me

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It's rap beef between white children.