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Barron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a center (hexbear.net)
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[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Literally, they're going to tie a bunch of sticks to him and he will be unbreakable.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean like, a gay VP?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.

He'll be unstoppable.