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lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The New York Post said it was an AK-47. I don't know why that makes it funnier for me but it does.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

MAGA communists in shambles over communist gun used to try and assassinate President Trunt.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly I think most of his supporters are pretty stupid and will think AK stands for Al-Kaeda

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Al-Kaeda Marxist chambered in 7.62×39 million million victims of communism

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The AK-47 Supreme~TM~ comes with lettuce, tomato, diced onions, and sour cream.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

it also costs like twice as much even though we all know the additional ingredients should only increase the price by 20% at best 🙄

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

That was so weird for me. I expected angry and bombastic Trump who maybe was even ranting like a disturbed person. Instead - it's standup Trump doing a "lemme tell ya something" aside. His voice even gets thin at the end because he's amused himself and he's almost chuckling.

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Ackshully it was an AKM smuglord