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Sex is hilarious (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Think about it, it's pretty funny

"Ooo touch my peepee" lmao what a dweeb.

You would never catch me doing a sex. That's nerd shit.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sex is often very hilarious. If there is no laughing during the sex I do not want it blob-no

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Aheehee ahoohoo <-the sounds of having sex with a clown (the superior kind of sex)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next time I climax during sexual intercourse I will sing "Ooh-ee, Ooh-ah-ah, ching chang, Walla Walla gangbang!" at the top of my lungs.

But of course sex is libshit and I'm not a lib so this isn't a problem.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

She ooh-we ooh-ah-ah on my ching chang til I walla walla bing bang

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gonna HONK that clown (on their red nose) till they SQUIRT (out that little flower on their shirt).

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

the "giggling too much to keep anything inserted" state is great fun ❤️