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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 80 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 132 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Only if you're a weird Republican

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

You've watched oreimo too many times