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Hope OP fucked her like he does his waifu pillow.
You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don't fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you're a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.
If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You've watched oreimo too many times
You do understand that greentext guy is actually white and the people he's living with are his family, right? That's the whole joke here.
yes i believe OP understood that
Weebs enjoy incest porn. That was the commenters whole joke.
whoosh
Yeah no
I was talking about myself. Telling someone else they didn't understand the joke while failing to understand theirs myself
Ah lmao, i thought you were trying to double whoosh me :D
Wrong level