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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

[–] whelk@lemm.ee 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is one of the most fascinating comments I've ever encountered on Lemmy

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] whelk@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We should be best friends. 👊

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We've all been there.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Turkeys can fly. Unless this is a reference to something, then carry on.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

WKRP Cincinnati, first annual turkey drop. A piece of legendary comedy history. Low key a jab at a failed real life attempt to release 2 million balloons in Cincinnati that resulted in two deaths.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ohhhhhhh yeah I remember now!

[–] TinyShonk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I saw that post right below this one.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!

[–] pendingdeletion@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’ll call you tomorrow, tomorrow.