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[โ€“] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If my some hellish miracle he survives, dude will be an undeniably entertaining circuit.

[โ€“] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

"Hurricane swept me to heaven, where white Jesus and Kevin Sorbo told me to vote for Trump harder"

"Sir, Kevin Sorbo isn't dead, and I think you have a brain injury"

"And heaven is hot as fuck, fire and brimstone everywhere, and little red guys were so excited to see me they were poking me with forks"

"Sir this is a FEMA camp"

"Fuck you guys, I hate you and if I had my gun I would be shooting you dead, can I have some food and water?"