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Their fascist "pooping on Pelosi's desk, my communist "pooping on Pelosi's desk."
look, no matter who wins the election, the desk is getting pooped on
Please let this become a new election time tradition
Decades from now, every January 6 there's an official event. They bring in NFL defensive lines as guests to block the race to Nancy's desk (they hide the desk in a different office every year). A crowd of drunk jug hooters have to charge up the steps and through an inflatable obstacle course to get in to the capital. The winner gets to drop a deuce on the desk, at which point they hold a parade and march the desk down Pennsylvania Ave and leave it in front of the White House. There's a music festival at the end.
And they get Taco Bell and those Indian Street Food Vendors to collab on the food
Hell yeah, peak America!