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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All animals are equal but some are more equal.

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Two legs good, four legs bad.

Edit: actually think I got that backwards.

Four legs good, two legs bad. And if I remember correctly, there was an amendment for ducks/chickens/etc to be good. Haven't read that book in like 35 years.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

This made me laugh a bit harder than expected lol, you're absolutely right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pwPhFvgNo

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

They also poop wherever the fuck they want. Geese staying in place rather than migrating make so many lawns unusable

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Right between me and the goddamn tree I want to read under.