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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

As a resident of "this part wouldn't be that tough", i disagree. The entire Cascade range extending from the top of the central valley to the top of Washington, extending out to the ocean, is very very rough, steep, heavily forested terrain that would be absolute hell to get any kind of equipment through if the locals were to blow up a grand total of three bridges on three separate highways.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Also I always like to point out that Oregon has more guns per person than Texas, most people assume Oregon = Portland.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

That stat is mainly because of Paul Harrell (RIP) and his brother.

And not only do we also wear shorts in the winter, we refuse to use umbrellas no matter how hard it's pouring outside.

[–] Disquietus@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago

Also, Sasquatch.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Also: the emerald triangle and that whole area of NorCal are the far-right wackos who regularly fly the state of Jackson flags, they're heavily armed and waiting to shoot people up there

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Also, fat chance invading the USA from the Pacific. That's like trying to get through a chastity belt by putting your dick in the padlock.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Replied to the wrong comment. Leaving it because.

Americans are the premier naval power.

Hawaii, Midway and other Pacific islands having monitoring stations.

The Pacific isn't as easy to cross as you think due to it's size and it has some nasty ass storms.

Pair that with the coastal regions usually having cliffs rather than somewhere a landing craft could pull up and it isn't easy for a start.

Now mix in people who know the terrain and don't want you there.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Why exactly?

The Pacific is pretty big, it's an ocean after all.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The USA is particularly strong from that side. Most of its navy patrols those waters, many islands on the Pacific are USA territories all the way to Japan which itself acts as an arm of the USA Military since the forced demilitarization of Japan in WWII. Japan and other islands basically form a wall around the eastern mainland that would be difficult to cross undetected, and when they did reach the shore they might get flanked from Hawaii, Panama, or Alaska.

There is a reason Stalin chose to ally with and provide nuclear weapons to Cuba, and approach the USA via the gulf of mexico and Atlantic.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

That's good to know, thank you

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

The Americans are the premier naval power.

Hawaii, Midway and other Pacific islands having monitoring stations.

The Pacific isn't as easy to cross as you think due to it's size and it has some nasty ass storms.

Pair that with the coastal regions usually having cliffs rather than somewhere a landing craft could pull up and it isn't easy for a start.

Now mix in people who know the terrain and don't want you there.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

you do conquer it but the locals keep trying to feed you organic, wild harvested, artisanal Amanita soup

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

So you’re telling me I get part of a country and the locals get me tripping balls?

Fuck yeah sign me up!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"Terrain is the first enemy your army will encounter" - Sun Tzu (not really, I just made that up)

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Terrain is definitely an enemy you will encounter.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

The first enemy your army will encounter is usually logistics.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 9 hours ago

Nah man, it’s the yo mama jokes you’re sending via Morse code nonstop

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Depending on how far back you want to go, you could make the argument for your army's first enemy being...

  • Basic training

  • Recruitment

  • Their mothers' birth canals

  • The dating scene in their home villages