this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
465 points (98.3% liked)
The Onion
4695 readers
384 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?
They will return to live at Farmamerica, an agricultural interpretive center in Waseca, Minnesota. Farmamerica touts itself on its website as being a place for people to "explore, discover and connect with the evolving story of agriculture through sensory experiences like guided walking tours of historic sites, field trips, family fun events, day camps, farm animal interactions, interactive exhibits, and crop research plots.
No no, we didn't kill them! They've just gone to live on a farm in Minnesota! But its too far away so we can't visit them I'm afraid.
That’s fuckin weird
Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).
It means the farmer eats it instead of the president